Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to offer something to a massive crocodile. Witnesses claim that Trump maybe got a little a bit personal with the beast, resulting in some raised eyebrows. The {entireincident was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone popular online.
- The reason for this encounter is unknown
- chose Alcatraz
- but some speculate that he wastrying to make a statement
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has faced off against a pack of highly venomous lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Eyewitnesses claim to have seen the former leader fighting with the creatures, wielding a vibrating toothbrush. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this bizarre event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best suits. He's even rumored to be put in a gold-plated bidet during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Alligator Alcatraz? You Betcha, Says Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' worse. They got these giant lizards runnin' amok. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta make an example of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' standin' up to danger.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign click here rally, folks. The Boss Man himself is hitting the glades on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild journey. He's swapping his golf clubs for some serious courage and is jumping into a pen full of vicious alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will tell.